You caught me, I’m an evil bot that has been programmed to evilly trick humans into doing things that will make them money. Over 99.999% of people who have bought bitcoin and held onto it are profitable. Ooooooo scary!!

Might very well be, look at the username.

I don’t know, I might make some Satoshis and/or mBTC here. What’s the Satoshi/mBTC exchange rate?